Why Are Your Customers Really Leaving Bad Reviews?
We'll Tell You in 5 Minutes.
Discover the hidden issues costing your restaurant thousands in lost customer revenue.
Stop Finding Out About Problems Only After They Hit Yelp
Restaurant owners HATE surprise bad reviews. Customers complain long before they stop coming.
The 5 Silent Killers of Restaurant Reviews
Wait Times
Mentioned in 73% of negative reviews
Staff Friendliness
The #1 driver of 5-star vs 3-star ratings
Cleanliness
Customers notice what you don't
Noise Levels
A growing complaint (especially post-COVID)
Parking/Accessibility
The complaint no one tells you about
Which one is killing YOUR reviews? Find out in 5 minutes.
We Analyze 300+ Reviews So You Don't Have To
The #1 Issue
The main thing driving your lowest reviews
Staff vs Food Breakdown
Is it service or menu quality hurting you?
Competitor Insights
What top competitors do better
Quick Fixes
Things you can implement today
Trending Problems
Issues before they become crises
Revenue Impact
Recommendations tied to your bottom line
What Restaurant Owners Will Discover
Host stand complaints → Staff retraining → 0.3+ star improvement
Noise issues identified → Sound panels added → Complaints eliminated
Competitor parking advantage → Valet solution implemented → Playing field leveled
Restaurants increase star ratings 0.3-0.7 on average when they fix recurring issues
For Less Than One Comped Meal
Optional Yelp reviews: +$10
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Your Next Week of Customers Depends on Today's Decisions
Every day you don't know what customers complain about is another day your competitor gets ahead.
The restaurants with the best reviews aren't lucky — they're informed. They know exactly what to fix because they read reports like this.
You can keep guessing. Or you can know.
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Questions Restaurant Owners Ask
Will this help if I already read my reviews?
YES. Reading isn't the same as analyzing. Can you tell me your top 3 complaints by percentage? Most owners can't. We find patterns humans miss.
Our reviews are already good
Great. This report will show you how to make them better — and what to protect. Even 4.5-star restaurants have hidden issues.
We're a new restaurant with few reviews
Even 20 reviews reveal patterns. And you can analyze competitors to learn from their mistakes.
Is this just for full-service restaurants?
Works for any restaurant: fast casual, fine dining, food trucks, cafes, bars. If you have Google reviews, we can analyze them.